- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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