how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Knock Knock Come in

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

David Cameron

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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