If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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