- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

womens rights

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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