Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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