- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

13 =B you just learned something

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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