There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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