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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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