Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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