Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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