Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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