why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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