Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Anti Joke

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