Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Justin Bieber.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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