how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Anti Joke

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