- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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