What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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