- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

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