- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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