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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

I'm homeless.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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