roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Why? Because.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What does? 42

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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