How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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