Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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