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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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