- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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