- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the blue berry cross the road

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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