Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

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George W. Bush

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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