- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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