- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

civil rights

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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