- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

Apple hates Blackberry.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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