Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Fat? Jesse Z

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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