- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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