- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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