- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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