- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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