A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why? Why not?

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A whole 'nother.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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