- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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