- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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