- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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