Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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