How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

this website is a bad joke

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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