how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Indians

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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