how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Men's rights

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

why dont they make black forks

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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