- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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