What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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