what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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