How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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why did the boy die because he got ran over by a tractor

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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