- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

The holocaust

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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