Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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