- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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