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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Justin beiber..

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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