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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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