- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What page are you on The gay page.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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