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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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