- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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