- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A gay man watches football.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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