Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

My jeans

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Women's rights.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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