What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A house comes around the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +2

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

thumb_up thumb_down

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

thumb_up thumb_down

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

thumb_up thumb_down

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops