- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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