What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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