Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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