- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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