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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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