What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Jesus Christ

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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