What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

France had one revolution

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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