What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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