Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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