when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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