- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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