what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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