- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

Justin beiber..

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