- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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