- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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