- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate non minorities!

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

the sky is green no it is not

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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