- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What's 9+10? 19

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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