Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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