Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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