- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I was once a hamster.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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