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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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