How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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