Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

This is not funny.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what goes boo a sock

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

10inch nice

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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