- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Ross.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Trump will make America great again.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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