- Anti Joke

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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