What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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