- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

How come grilled cheese?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

You're a frog

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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