What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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A hill billy went fishing

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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