Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Women's Rights

Urban ghettos

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

get in the car.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You're a frog

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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