A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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