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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

how do you win a game try your best

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A black man walks out of a police station

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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