- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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