What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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