Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Chuck Norris is dead......

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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