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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

i have yougurt mit traktor

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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