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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

A women walks into a kitchen.

yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Screw it you write the joke.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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