why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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