- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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