why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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