- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock Knock.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

I like the color potato.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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