- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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