- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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