- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

knock knock? come in

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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