- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

A women in the kitchen.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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