What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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