- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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