- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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