You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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