Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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