Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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