black people swimming

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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haha

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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