- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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