What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Albino African Americans

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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