What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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FUCK YOU

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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