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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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