- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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