Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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