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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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