what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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why did matt die? He had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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