- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A cat playing laser tag.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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