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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran is a homosexual

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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